I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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