I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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