So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I supernannyed him into submission
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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