I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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