So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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