Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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