: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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