I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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