Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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