Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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