he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
