this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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