he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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