NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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