im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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