Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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