Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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