your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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