Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
