i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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