try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Farmville is her only friend.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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