i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
