Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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