found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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