i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize