How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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