I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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