JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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