it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The Olympian is in my bed
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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