That's intense
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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