What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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