Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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