Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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