why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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