we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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