Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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