I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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