Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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