I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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