I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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