If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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