Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
