So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Farmville is her only friend.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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