She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She is in my trunk
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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