She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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