Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
