just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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