If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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