I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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