you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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