he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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