im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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