Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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