If i come over, it means nothing
just come out here and I will go home with you...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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