I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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