Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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